
So I came across my original pride and joy the other day- my first blog post from 2009 just before I left for uni. I was generally listing how I was feeling at the time. 3 years later, I'm doing my last year of my English degree (minus the media...long story) and I can finally re-open this chapter of my life and mull over those stupid stupid things I did. (Beware, this is going to be a long post, but I promise it'll make you smile (at least) if not cry.)
"The idea of typing a journal of opinions and happenings from my extremely ordinary life seemed so appealing for the past year. I would go online and a voice in my head would start chanting ‘blog blog blog’, but as always the brainwashing site for student’s we call Facebook strangles me. By the time it releases me from the grips of constant ‘profile stalking’, and the endless notions of ‘liking’ a status, I would crawl into bed after a marathon session of pointless nosing around, forgetting all about writing an entry!"
Some things just never die. Till this day I will never be able to go on a Facebook detox, it's just a modern day etiquette now, you've got to follow it. Now Facebook no longer requires the basic complex of 'liking' things or having a cheeky 'stalking' fest', but social media has developed a new sensation of photographing food, which Guardian articles friends have read, or what their listening to on Spotify. So, nothing has really changed since 2009, instead, chuck in 2 dozen assignments in between Facebook and drinking = a very neglected blog that could give Miss Havisham a run for her money.
“So this is it, my first entry on what could only be said as an introduction into a Chinese girl’s life and mind. To be fair it’s not all that interesting and to answer all the obvious questions…No I do not eat sweet and sour chicken with fried rice every night, and No I will not teach you how to say ‘hello’ or expletives in Chinese. Ok, so maybe the constant wonders of my nutritional diet and the language I speak is a riddle, but these special requests tend to become as irritating as your dog pissing on the carpet time after time, or if you don’t have a dog then the scenario of realising that yet again a pigeon has shat on your windscreen.”
I think with age I have sort of just accepted that people will always ask you to say something in Chinese; its the same as petting someone’s dog and asking if it does tricks, these commands just come with the package, regardless whether we like it or not. It's still a tad bit annoying but people have generally accepted my repetitive answer: 'er no'.
“In all seriousness though, I hope that by achieving to write a daily blog I will be granted the confidence in people ‘liking’ my style of writing, or most importantly its all about the EXPERIENCE these days (truthfully that’s what most of us bloggers are in it for right?) Getting the experience show that you’re passionate about writing and that’s what the punters like to see! I thought it was best to get it up and running before term started, at least then I can begin to pester my course mates to check out the blog and actually have more than one post to read. Sorry to those who will be in my Media and English course.”
I may have already failed the quest of gaining experience as I haven't updated it since August 2009, so there's not more I can say but tell myself I'm an idiot, a lazy idiot. As for the Media part of my course, 'twas destined to get ditched in the first week of second year. I didn't quite see how watching X-factor and annotating my TV journal was particularly the academic path I wanted to lead.
“As we all know university starts in September, we’ve had a long run up to the big leap that’s occupied our summer, and now it’s just weeks away till we take our first baby steps into the adult world...FRESHERS!! So far my summer days have either been as slow as the OAP driving in front or as fast as a shot of vodka. Let’s just say neither was enjoyable! Work has mainly dominated my self titled ‘fastest summers break of emptiness’ so respectively uni is the only motivation left for me to survive August. And now as the prospects of having no parents around and being at the legal age of 18 in the neighbouring city, my mind can only process so much information of fun and FREEDOM as a guy on crack.”
Wow, this is by far my favourite paragraph, my enthusiasm is still installed so vividly in my mind. But the cursed events unfolded and interrupted EVERYTHING: A week before uni, clearing students were told they basically didn't have a place to move into. Halls were full and we were put into student housing and hotels, this will be decided on the day of arrival. September 28th 2009...I was put into a hotel...outside of the city...with only 4 other people. Most of 96 other students occupied the city centres Holiday Inn. And there we were, at least 40mins bus ride out of the city, SCORE, not. That definitely dampened my experience, but it got better.
“The excitement of moving out is buzzing in everyone’s minds, the lists of what to take/buy down to the finest I’ve heard so far, ‘what am I going to wear during freshers week?! I need new clothes man!’-I can only quote from what seems to be the priority on someone’s mind (no names but you know who you are, shame on you). The only thing on my dear old rents minds at home is the worry of money, sex and drugs oh and of course whether I will actually finish my degree, they didn’t actually say this aloud I just interpreted the expressions painted on my mum's face when I over excite myself at the dinner table.”
The beauty of loans meant that I didn't have to worry about what to wear, I could always walk to Leicester Highcross and buy a new outfit. In hindsight, I wish I had been more conservative with my money, but hey blame the government for spoiling 18 year old by giving them a couple of grand. The latter part of that paragraph still holds truth, but more worryingly the pressure is on what I'm going to graduate
with.
“On the other hand there are a few things that are starting to dawn on me, such as how the hell I am going to transfer all my songs on my current iTunes to my new laptop?! How much effort and time will that involve? Mainly the mission of cooking raw meat is the most worrying, the nightmare of flipping over a piece of grilled chicken after indulging its perimeters and finding it still raw in the middle!! Note to self, make sure I can cook at least one type of meat, so far 0. I wouldn’t be surprised if came home after first year as a veggie. “
Finally I can end this on a positive note, I needn't worry about transferring songs as that was just a start of a nightmare to come- a burglary in first year left me with no laptop and no backup, therefore I had to download everything from scratch anyway. As for cooking, I love cooking, but its just time consuming and not so pleasant in a dingy kitchen-note to self: always look out for the nice kicthens whilst house hunting. I've come to terms that I live to eat not the other way round bullshit. Most of my money has definitely gone on food more than anything else. So, what has uni taught me so far?-I love my food and I need to get through my degree so I can eat yummy food...and feed my materialistic addiction.